I am a big dork

I have never met either of these people but I can tell you for a fact that they are two of the greatest individuals ever to walk this earth. These two people once lived in my apartment before I moved in and they have both forgot to change their mailing address. Today I was out getting my mail and came across the greatest gifts and young man can ever receive in his life. Today I have received not one, but TWO Victoria’s Secret catalogs. Yes, these two generous ladies have decided to leave their mailing addresses as is so that I may reap the glory. I am so grateful that I am considering paying Veronica Reyes phone bill which was sent to my address long before I even found this apartment. And kudos to the fine corporation fo Victoria’s Secret, who decided to send out a swimsuit catalog a week into January. This is probably the greatest day ever.