I am a big dork

Back in the day people used to talk to themselves on rare occasions. They talked to themselves when they were frustrated or angry, but recently I noticed that people do it more often. Just a few minutes ago I was outsider walking and this guy was talking to himself and his two dogs. Not in a silent under your breath kind of voice but the full on conversation. Then I noticed he had a bluetooth headset. And it made me mad because this guy had a bluetooth head set, two big dogs, walking around at 3:15 PM and I had just eaten a burrito that cost a whole dollar. Plus I was craving a Coke and couldn’t wait to get inside because there were cold ones in the fridge. When I got inside I looked in the fridge and saw a bunch of diet cokes and no regular, but on closer inspection there were actually a couple regular cokes left. I’m drinking one right now, in case you were concerned about my well being. I really don’t know what the point of writing all this was but I felt like I should share it with the world. GODSPEED.