Archive for June, 2007
My personal ad
by The Big Dork on Jun.18, 2007, under Dorky Stuff
I posted this ad on craigslist:
Girl needed to repopulate the earth after zombie attack
Reply to: pers-350726606@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-12, 2:21PM PDT
Looking for a girl to help me repopulate the earth after a zombie attack. Must be between the ages of 18-29, intelligent, attractive, in excellent health with no history of any major diseases in your family.(especially zombification). Bonus points if you are good with weapons, like swords, knifes, guns, pickaxes, bows and arrows, and pretty much anything that can be used to kill a zombie. Martial arts skill is also a plus. Must also like sex because, let’s face it, we’ll need to continue the human race.
