I am a big dork

The other day I was at Trader Joe’s buying food when I remembered that I had no soap at home for my shower. Since I am the laziest person alive I decided to purchase some hippy soap from the store. I had two choices: Honey Oatmeal soap or Tea Tree oil. I was going to pick out the Honey Oatmeal soap but I have a thing about hygiene products that smell like delicious food. I currently have a Vanilla lotion that smells awesome but unfortunately it makes me want to chew my arm off because it smells so good. To avoid this, I chose the Tea Tree Oil soap. I tried it out and it smells like I’m rubbing kerosene over myself. It does get me insanely clean though. I now have a fear of spontaneously combusting during the day although I’m not so worried because I know if I burst into flames it will be a clean burn. Get it? Clean burn? Because I’m clean from the soap? ZING!