I am a big dork

In case I die, I just wanted you all to know:

Last night I was shaving the massive collection of hair that had sprouted among my face and I noticed that I look like something Tim Burton would create. I’d like to believe it was the lighting in the bathroom, but I seriously doubt that. I haven’t got a lot of sleep this week so there are now dark circles around my eyes. My hair is also really long and likes to puff out into an afro throughout the day. I also had a fat little belly from eating pizza earlier in the day. I pretty much look like Stain Boy, except he’s better looking:

Also, on the way out this morning I saw a commercial for Edward Scissorhands: The Play. I don’t know what to make of it.